gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I can't turn off my feet"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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