so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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