dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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