I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Redeem this text for a blowjob
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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