i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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