Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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