For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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