haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
