I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
im six kinds of drunk right now
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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