I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
