question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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