Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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