i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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