he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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