i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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