If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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