doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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