They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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