did you get engaged???
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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