Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
literally had 100 drinks last night.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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