Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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