When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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