Do you still have your period?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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