even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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