CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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