The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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