Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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