i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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