I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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