yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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