White coat. Heels.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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