They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
what day is it and did you see me today?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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