sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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