It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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