Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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