i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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