If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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