another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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