Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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