shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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