BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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