If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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