Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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