would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Can you bring me the toilet please
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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