Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
That accounts for only three of the penises
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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