By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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