There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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