Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
