I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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