my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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