Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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