Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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