if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
