Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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