so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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