My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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