goodnight i made you a song goodbye
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
we should paint friendship bongs
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