haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
