I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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